Wednesday, November 12, 2008

senaman muka..hehehe..

A story about Tijah:

Tijah budak kampung tapi bekerja di KL. Biasalah, bila dah duduk town, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dengan lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriend mat salehnya bermata biru. Punyale eksen si Tijah, hinggalah satu hari die terserempak boyfriend mata birunye tu dengan wanita lain yang lebih seksi maut dari die. Apalagi meraungle si Tijah ni tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke4, Tijah menulis surat kepada boyfriend mata birunye tu untuk memutuskan perhubungan dgnnye yang baru dikenalinye selama sebulan. Beginile bunyinye surat si Tijah;

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I HAVE THINK ABOUT THIS VERY COOK-COOK. I KNOW I CLAP ONE HAND ONLY. CORRECTLY, I HAVE SEEN YOU AND SHE WALK WALK TOGETHER AT TOWN WITH EYES MYSELF. YOU GRAB HAND SHE. YOU ALWAYS ASK FOR APOLOGY BACK-BACK. I DON'T TRUST YOU AGAIN!! YOU ARE REALLY CROCODILE LAND!!! MY FRIEND SPEAK YOU PLAY WOOD THREE. FIRST-FIRST I THINK MY FRIEND LIE ME. BUT NOW I KNOW YOU CORRECT-CORRECT PLAY WOOD THREE. SO, I BREAK CONNECTION TO PULL MY BODY FROM THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. I KNOW THIS RESULT I PICK IS VERY CORRECT, BECAUSE YOU LOVE SHE VERY HIGH FROM ME. SO, I CUT THIS CONNECTION TO GO FAR FROM HERE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY-PLAY WITH MY LIVER. I HAVE BEEN CRYING UNTIL NO MORE EYE WATER THINKING ABOUT YOU. I DON'T WANT BANANA TO FRUIT TWO TIMES........SAFE WALK, TIJAH!

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